Vegee-Tables

Shiu Sagar Resturaunt

A vegiterian eatery that serves Indian and Mexican food. I was a little afraid to try the Mexican food, just because I wasn't sure what I might really be ordering. Glancing down the Indian menu there was a list of around 30 different items. No shortage of choices, however, high shortage of understanding.
"What's this?" I asked.
"Vegta-bul."
"I see. These 30 items are all vegetables, right."
"Hah. [yes]"
"Which vegetable is this?"
"It's a vegee-ta-bul."
"I see. Which one."
"Which what?"
"Which vegetable?"
"Hah."
"What hah?"
"Which veg-tabul wood you lick?"
"This one."